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3 hours ago on July 24th | J | 0 notes

wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

no you use proactive

duh.

3 hours ago on July 24th | J | 455,491 notes

IM SO MAD MY BEST FRIEND IS GOING TO ME MARIUS IN LES MIS THIS WEEKEND AND I CAN’T GO AND I COULDN’T GO TO HIS PRODUCTION OF INTO THE WOODS LAST MONTH I HATE THIS

5 hours ago on July 24th | J | 1 note

im so mad I’m trying to apply for a job at Gap but I have to apply online and THERE IS NO LINK ANYWHERE TO APPLY

9 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 1 note

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

11 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 356,371 notes

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

yes. but my concern is not that there is a horse on the scale but a child and a woman and a man. the phrase ‘I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” is a popular one at least where I’m from. However I’ve never heard the phrase “I’m not that hungry; I’ll just eat a kid”

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 333,430 notes

What’s the most unusual thing you’ve ever done?

I need some inspiration for my story

1 day ago on July 22nd | J | 1 note

I feel like I’m gonna vom

1 day ago on July 22nd | J | 0 notes
why are you dating him then? don't you want to have sex? you should find someone who actually wants you

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cagefightingnun:

prismgirls:

It is extremely disrespectful of you to assume things about my private relationship. I am with him because he is who I have chosen to be with.

Slam dunk. Not wanting to have sex with her does NOT mean that he doesn’t want her. That’s so ignorant and rude

asexual DOES NOT mean the same thing as aromatic. plus you don’t know either of the people actually in the relationship and you know nothing about them. mind your god damn business. 

1 day ago on July 22nd | J | 9 notes

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
1 day ago on July 22nd | J | 390,688 notes

GENIUS IDEA

divergent meets the hunger games

you take an aptitude test which places you in a district.

2 days ago on July 22nd | J | 0 notes
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2 days ago on July 22nd | J | 0 notes
Demisexuality exists on the Ace Spectrum. That's why it's those colours

Anonymous

alright! thanks for letting me know. 

2 days ago on July 22nd | J | 0 notes

aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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2 days ago on July 22nd | J | 29,043 notes