I hate myself so much
so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or
no you use proactive
IM SO MAD MY BEST FRIEND IS GOING TO ME MARIUS IN LES MIS THIS WEEKEND AND I CAN’T GO AND I COULDN’T GO TO HIS PRODUCTION OF INTO THE WOODS LAST MONTH I HATE THIS
im so mad I’m trying to apply for a job at Gap but I have to apply online and THERE IS NO LINK ANYWHERE TO APPLY
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
yes. but my concern is not that there is a horse on the scale but a child and a woman and a man. the phrase ‘I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” is a popular one at least where I’m from. However I’ve never heard the phrase “I’m not that hungry; I’ll just eat a kid”
What’s the most unusual thing you’ve ever done?
I need some inspiration for my story
I feel like I’m gonna vom
It is extremely disrespectful of you to assume things about my private relationship. I am with him because he is who I have chosen to be with.
Slam dunk. Not wanting to have sex with her does NOT mean that he doesn’t want her. That’s so ignorant and rude
asexual DOES NOT mean the same thing as aromatic. plus you don’t know either of the people actually in the relationship and you know nothing about them. mind your god damn business.
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
divergent meets the hunger games
you take an aptitude test which places you in a district.
alright! thanks for letting me know.
"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"
NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT
THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH